Intro:

When you look at a clock, some times its hard to read
There are three hands, that can be complicated to see

If you dont know what to do, and all is a little confusing

Just listen to this rhyme, and it will all become infusing.

The big hand you see is big like me,

Its used to count the minutes that be.

When it goes around one full time

Its a hour you see, not a sour lime!

The littler hand is used for the hour;

It moves really slow like Dr. G in the shower.

Its not that exciting, its pretty lame,

But if you see it move youll never be the same!

The littlest hand is long and skinny;

It moves really fast like a bum on a penny.

One full rotation of the skinny long Hand

Makes a whole new minute in your time zone land.

All three hands are not hands at all;

But theyre more like three sticks that go around like a ball

They all go clockwise in a rotation thats so ill,

Its like a dope fresh fish without any gill.

How many hours are in a day?

Thats really easy some may say:

Its twice around, 12 hours at a time,

To make a total of 24 hours, what a find!

So in a 48 hours its 2 days I see?

Thats only if your alive and you be.

So does time stop when you die?

I dont really know but I do like pi (3.14159265.)

There was one day just last summer,

When I couldnt tell time and I was in a blunder.

My girlfriend told me to pick her up at eight;

Little did she know I was eight hours late.

Well needless to say she dumped me then.

Now shes going out with Glen

And Im all alone, thanks to my skills.

Time management has left me doing DJ fills.

But then I got myself back on track;

Im tired of getting all that ridiculous flack!

Cuz I couldnt tell time, I didnt get it,