Deep in the jungle of the Island New Guinea
Lived a beast, a god, a legend now hear me.
All them natives lived in fear
Whenever this spawn of Satan appear.
His name was Gomek, dont get it wrong;
Or he will kill you like the natives in this song.
Crocodile they say, but like no other;
Black as night, gonna eat cho mother.
So friggin huge at seventeen seven,
Eating those natives, sending them to heaven.
2 thousand pounds in all his splendor
Then a wildlife pro had to take a gander
The whole island was his, but never again;
That wildlife guy put him in a pen.
Then he moved to Augustine to be specific
It was different from his home in the Pacific.
In a tiny cage he spent the rest of his days,
But he never forgot his man-eating ways.
He devoured his homies, the crocs like him,
They had to put him in a separate den.
He was all alone, no one to fight back;
Then he died of a heart attack.
On two continents he did roam,
But Augustine was his final home.
For 70 years he ruled the earth,
A new era of carnage he did birth.
Now stuffed like a bird on display,
So you can view this legend with a great dismay!
