There was this girl
Who rocked my world;
Every day Id see her in the lunch room eating ketchup and cheese sandwiches.
But wait, whats that sound I hear coming from her red Mustang?
Could it be the Backstreet Boys or Cristina Aguilera?
She let her mind get mistaken for her MTV;
So take off your brand new Nikes and sing for me!
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So throw your pop laden arms around me,
Kick Justin Timberlake out of the way.
Just throw your pop laden arms around me,
Ive got to make it through another day.
I cant believe that someone would take it so seriously,
The fabrication of an icon in this industry.
For these mortal lives we do send forth
To take our hearts.
I hate to tell you dear,
But even Britney Spears farts!
Chorus
